Man page do IE7 para Linux!

Antecipando-se ao lançamento do Firefox, a Microsoft surpreende tudo e todos ao lançar o IE7 para Linux! Não consegui saber onde está o binário para download, mas a man page já cá canta e assim já se pode saber como trabalhar com ele! Let's get a look!

IE(1)                                                   IE(1)

NAME
 ie - Microsoft Internet Explorer

SYNOPSIS
 ie [ -acfghkpst ] [ -m alternate-passwd-file ] [ -length of time ]

DESCRIPTION
 Ie is the web browser. The only web browser. Firefox is
 irrelevant. Opera is irrelevant. Ie is your master. Kneel.

 There are two ways to use ie: non-executed binary and
 insecure mode. The non-executed binary is the mode ie
 ships in. There are no flags or directions for use in this
 mode.

 Options are:

 -a

 -c      Clear filesystem. Ie will delete all files for which
         it has write permission on all mounted filesystems.
         After the first pass, Ie will begin attempts at obtaining
         root access so that the remaining files can be removed.

 -f      Same as -c, except that ie will immediately begin
         attempting root access, and will newfs all mounted
         filesystems.

 -h      Hack. Lets you link to other systems running ie and
         obtain their passwd files.

 -k      Randomly coredump. If you specify a valid mailbox name
         in parens, ie will mail the coredump to them.

 -p      Post /etc/passwd to alt.2600.

 -m [alternate]  Gives you the opportunity to specify an alternate
                 passwd file to post.

-s      Search, download and install new spyware

-t      Search, download and install new trojans

 -length How long should ie run crack on the passwd file before
         attempting to post?

AUTHOR
 The usual gang of idiots.

BUGS
 See printed ie documentation: "Problems with IE", volumes
 1-14, availible in hardcover from Microsoft Press.

 The -g option is not implemented.

FILES
 /etc/passwd             System password file.
 /usr/local/bin/crack    crack binary.
 /usr/local/bin/ie       IE binary.

DIAGNOSTICS
 If ie crashes, simply reboot system to restore stability.

BUG REPORTS TO
 /dev/null

COPYRIGHTS
 Microsoft Corporation. Don't even THINK about crossing us.

Ok, é apenas uma brincadeirazinha baseada na velha man page do ie na monster-island,
mas eu não resisti.... :)