23 outubro 2006

Man page do IE7 para Linux!

Antecipando-se ao lançamento do Firefox, a Microsoft surpreende tudo e todos ao lançar o IE7 para Linux! Não consegui saber onde está o binário para download, mas a man page já cá canta e assim já se pode saber como trabalhar com ele! Let's get a look!

IE(1)                                                   IE(1)

ie - Microsoft Internet Explorer

ie [ -acfghkpst ] [ -m alternate-passwd-file ] [ -length of time ]

Ie is the web browser. The only web browser. Firefox is
irrelevant. Opera is irrelevant. Ie is your master. Kneel.

There are two ways to use ie: non-executed binary and
insecure mode. The non-executed binary is the mode ie
ships in. There are no flags or directions for use in this

Options are:


-c Clear filesystem. Ie will delete all files for which
it has write permission on all mounted filesystems.
After the first pass, Ie will begin attempts at obtaining
root access so that the remaining files can be removed.

-f Same as -c, except that ie will immediately begin
attempting root access, and will newfs all mounted

-h Hack. Lets you link to other systems running ie and
obtain their passwd files.

-k Randomly coredump. If you specify a valid mailbox name
in parens, ie will mail the coredump to them.

-p Post /etc/passwd to alt.2600.

-m [alternate] Gives you the opportunity to specify an alternate
passwd file to post.

-s Search, download and install new spyware

-t Search, download and install new trojans

-length How long should ie run crack on the passwd file before
attempting to post?

The usual gang of idiots.

See printed ie documentation: "Problems with IE", volumes
1-14, availible in hardcover from Microsoft Press.

The -g option is not implemented.

/etc/passwd System password file.
/usr/local/bin/crack crack binary.
/usr/local/bin/ie IE binary.

If ie crashes, simply reboot system to restore stability.


Microsoft Corporation. Don't even THINK about crossing us.

Ok, é apenas uma brincadeirazinha baseada na velha man page do ie na monster-island,
mas eu não resisti.... :)

3 comentários:

Confesso ter ficado assustado com a noticia. Já estava a imaginar qual a intenção da M$ com isso!

Se fosse verdade, provocava muitos calafrios!